I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
It’s official (I mean, it’s on facebook now so it MUST be)
Entirely against the run of play, against all known laws of physics, both in this universe and all other parallel ones, straight from the left field, against the absolute consensus viewpoint of my sexual orientation
I have a girlfriend
She is called Shannon and she is awesome and cool and pretty and awesome and pretty awesome and she smells nice
Feel free to congratulate me, or if you’re Dean, make a remark about how I’m still a gay little cuntfuck
But also feel free to track down and console Shannon for the massive mistake she has made
Parents put Meeting People is Easy on
then just didn’t pay attention to it
converting them to Pope Yorke et al is fucking difficult
I was more referring to the first sentence tbh.
Yeah, did I not tell you I was planning to go to Sri Lanka next January?
Yeah I’m planning to go to Sri Lanka next January
for like three months to teach english
deanmachine replied to your post “Paid my deposit to go to Sri Lanka next year. Fucking internet banked…”
Well giggling at most of tumblr