I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.
Oh so only now when I actually need 6 perfect IVs on one pokémon, it’s takes me 87% of a millennium
Live life to the fullest: pick the chocolate from the surface of your mini rolls
The commonwealth games are a perfect excuse to eat and drink oneself silly in front of the televisual device, whilst physically fit versions of yourself fling themselves down plastic strips of land
all the while the Queen sits and sheds a single tear for Queen Victoria and the many sections of the earth she used to plant flags in
Daddys passed his latest cancer check 3 months after his op
Good start to the night :)
Instead of watching Geordie Shore tonight, why not eat your own face off as a healthier alternative?
someone on my facebook has just posted a selfie with a horse on her right
and its all I can do to stop myself from commenting “hey you look great, whos that person you’re with on the left there?”