I'm Jack, a 22 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.
Theres a fucking little shitty goddamn spider prancing around the joint like it fucking owns the motherfucker
All credit to 411mania.com
nothing tastes as good as having a massive shit feels
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.
imagine if it was just an image of the demons own face down there
I don’t know why I bother looking for work even for the jobcentres benefit
I could leave a naughty picture of myself curling out a fresh turd into David Camerons mouth in ASCII on my JC account and they wouldn’t even fucking know
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man