Inappropriate Misanthropist
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About Me
I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species.
If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them.
Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.
Blogs I follow:
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Beautiful Newcastle day
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Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
they look like celebrity scandal photos for Heat magazine
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(Source: hirukusworld)
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Teaser trailer for The Lego Movie starring Chris Pratt, Will Arnett, Elizabeth Banks, and Morgan Freeman.
The cast for this movie is actually the greatest.
ERRR WHAT IS THIS AND WHY ARE MY PANTS TIGHTER
(Source: fyeahchrispratt)
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I think if you were to include Alomomola as part fairy then you’d have to do the same for Luvdisc too
Also, Miltank: cows aren’t fairies, they’re cows
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Dr. T & the Women - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
There was this one quip in Family Guy that always cracked me the fuck up whenever I heard it, even though I didn’t understand the reference.
It’s when Peter’s mother gets together with Tom Tucker and Peter tries to break them up by pretending to be a doctor on the phone and telling the mother that ‘Toms contagious penis cancer medicine is ready’… and he uses the moniker ‘Dr. T ‘n’ the women’
just the way he says it tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me as such…
ANYWAY I FOUND THE REFERENCE AND NOW I CAN. LAUGH. HARDER.
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you’ll have to clean up
She lives in Seaham so she can very well drive her arse back up here and help
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Ah sweet, I graduate on Jack Whites birthday :D
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hahahahazha
Her car was gone when I got back but some of her stuff like DVDs, pizza pan etc. are still in the common room so, maybe she’ll come back and ‘notice’ the mess
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She said she was going to leave today
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WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.
he’s shitting out the live puppies he’s just eaten
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Swear to god if my flatmate has left without tidying shes a dead man
Ill buy her a cock and balls and hire a ninja -
(Source: ratgod)
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for 4 more days
4 more days until I’ll hate living somewhere else
onlylolgifs
alexcliffy92
givingmydays
thefuuuucomics
