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I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.

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  1. edged out a win against wales, edged

    You turn on World Class and literally India become like Liverpool and Wales actually win the ball off you it’s fucking insane

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  3. Jacks Fifa 14 World Class difficulty challenge (because I’ve been stuck on Professional difficulty for year)

    Currently 16th in my World League tournament on Fifa 14 as England on World Class

    Scraped a draw with Australia and just edged a win against Wales to leave me with a 100% record against the home nations (I beat Northern Ireland 3-0 last night too)

    Doesn’t help by being penis-chopped by the USA, Sweden and Turkey quite emphatically earlier though

    Got Scotland and Ireland next and then I’ve literally got all the best team in the world over the next like 20 games to park MANY buses in front of

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  5. fantasticsteve:

theycallmemiketaylor:

You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch

wHO TAKES THESE

"yes, a fish-shooting website will need this, jeremy"

    fantasticsteve:

    theycallmemiketaylor:

    You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch

    wHO TAKES THESE

    "yes, a fish-shooting website will need this, jeremy"

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  7. tastefullyoffensive:

Scottish Batman [pandyland]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Scottish Batman [pandyland]

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  10. human:

a hole

I believe he meant to say ‘an a hole’

    human:

    a hole

    I believe he meant to say ‘an a hole’

    (Source: wh0re-bag)

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  12. (Source: skipsy)

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  14. iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

    iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    Slippery dick is of least concern

    (Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

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  16. My dads just got news from the hospital

    He’s in the clear :) (for now at least)

    Next check up is in 3 months, but his cancer levels were “less than 0.01”, so basically undetectable, which is just perfect

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  18. life eh

    life eh

    (Source: gurrenth)

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  20. fatitalianbroad:

    yay—stefon:

    Richard Branson on Undercover Celebrity Boss [x]

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  22. Strong possibility that I haven’t done much today

  23. I’m nerdy enough

    Just for different things

    Pokémon, football, Star Trek (mainly Next Gen)

    I’m more of an epsilon nerd

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  25. I drink alcohol

    I become spottier

    I can’t believe Mother Nature has any boots left the amount of times she’s kicked me square in the nuts

  26. euo:

Stanley Kubrick and Keir Dullea behind the scenes of 2001: A Spacey Odyssey

a…
a… Kevin… Spacey Odyssey?

    euo:

    Stanley Kubrick and Keir Dullea behind the scenes of 2001: A Spacey Odyssey

    a…

    a… Kevin… Spacey Odyssey?

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