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I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.

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  1. timrous-beastie:

    andrewneilblog:

    'Coalition Government Colouring and Activity Book' - Tom Pride 

    Colour Iain’s face a deep shade of cock

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  3. pulmonaire:

    Augusto Esquivel is well-known for making three-dimensional sculptures from sewing buttons.

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  5. "I sense…. …. ….. ……… …. I sense hair"

    "I sense…. …. ….. ……… …. I sense hair"

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  7. unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

    unwinona:

    tattoos-n-tokes:

    this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

    "Your kid says hi." -The sun

    (Source: rage-comics-base)

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  9. cooneyislandqueef:

    carry-on-my-wayward-goodra:

    transdimensionalbeing:

    ask-superbi-squalo:

    zimbolt:

    zimbolt:

    woah

    if you think this escalated quickly you should have seen my face after i refreshed and saw the amount reblogs this got

    the pokemon fandom goes hard

    go hard or go home

    The Year 2075 Humanity has been pushed back to the brink of extinction but on a small series of islands scientist discover a way to capture the Pokemon and further study their rapid evolution soon humans learn much of these creatures and develop ways to identify them, and through these actions the creatures and humanity learn to coexist, soon children are even training their Pokémon and a new sport comes from this. Pokémon battling. Welcome to the world of Pokémon.

    makin a full 180

    I still really want Pokemon to be real

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  11. Oh so only now when I actually need 6 perfect IVs on one pokémon, it’s takes me 87% of a millennium

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  13. Live life to the fullest: pick the chocolate from the surface of your mini rolls

  14. The commonwealth games are a perfect excuse to eat and drink oneself silly in front of the televisual device, whilst physically fit versions of yourself fling themselves down plastic strips of land

    all the while the Queen sits and sheds a single tear for Queen Victoria and the many sections of the earth she used to plant flags in

  15. Daddys passed his latest cancer check 3 months after his op

    Good start to the night :)

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  17. pricklylegs:

l20music:

mygirlsaremollymarylucy:

unconciousslurrs:

oogey:

I have created art

Morgan Treeman

what

I hate the internet lol

I love the internet

internet

    pricklylegs:

    l20music:

    mygirlsaremollymarylucy:

    unconciousslurrs:

    oogey:

    I have created art

    Morgan Treeman

    what

    I hate the internet lol

    I love the internet

    internet

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  19. flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

    flukeoffate:

    gingahninjah:

    sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

    Reblogging for that comment

    (Source: blackwithmoreblack)

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  21. blogroommates:

    12 Monkeys Trailer (TV Series)

    I’m super excited about this, and I can’t wait to watch the pilot/TV movie. Since the show doesn’t start airing on Syfy until January 2015, we have lots of time to rewatch the original movie, and La Jetée (two of my favourite films of all time).

    They look at the same idea—of traveling back in time to save the world from its current post-apocalyptic state—using such different visual language. Chris Marker’s La Jetée appeals to the photographer and artist in me with its beautiful still photographs and eloquent voice-over narration, whereas Twelve Monkeys speaks to my inner scifi nerd with all its action, grittiness and timey wimey goodness. 

    Here are a couple great articles about the upcoming show: on IGN and on Screenrant. -c

    I am very interested in how they will extend out the story to full a full season . -m

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  23. Instead of watching Geordie Shore tonight, why not eat your own face off as a healthier alternative?

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  25. someone on my facebook has just posted a selfie with a horse on her right

    and its all I can do to stop myself from commenting “hey you look great, whos that person you’re with on the left there?”

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