I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.
I absolutely cannot trade ‘banter’ with people because if I do say something mean it’ll be completely over the line like mentioning their recently deceased mother or the fact the have an eating disorder
Obama is so chill I want to dip him in my morrisons own brand pure orange juice drink currently available 2 for 1 at your local store
that unintentional stare you give mutual friends you’re not very familiar with when you’re left alone with them
can’t get it up huh?
Failure to launch
I’m having difficulties with pokémon breeding
deanmachine replied to your post “What if you rent a whole call centre to enquire about AXA Sun Life’s…”
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the parker pens
THE PARKER PENS