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About Me

I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.

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  1. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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  3. evesapples:

    rocketumbl:  Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

    Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters

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  7. not to be confused with the geordie beverage “wa’a”

    not to be confused with the geordie beverage “wa’a”

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  9. Well, guys

    It’s official (I mean, it’s on facebook now so it MUST be)

    Entirely against the run of play, against all known laws of physics, both in this universe and all other parallel ones, straight from the left field, against the absolute consensus viewpoint of my sexual orientation

    I have a girlfriend

    She is called Shannon and she is awesome and cool and pretty and awesome and pretty awesome and she smells nice

    Feel free to congratulate me, or if you’re Dean, make a remark about how I’m still a gay little cuntfuck

    But also feel free to track down and console Shannon for the massive mistake she has made

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  11. Parents put Meeting People is Easy on

    then just didn’t pay attention to it

    converting them to Pope Yorke et al is fucking difficult


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  14. flanintheface:



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  17. There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

    There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt

    (Source: msyorke)

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  19. I was more referring to the first sentence tbh.

    Yeah, did I not tell you I was planning to go to Sri Lanka next January?

    Yeah I’m planning to go to Sri Lanka next January

    for like three months to teach english

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  21. valonqared:

    Lannisters don’t act like fools.

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  23. deanmachine replied to your post “Paid my deposit to go to Sri Lanka next year. Fucking internet banked…”


    Well giggling at most of tumblr

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