Inappropriate Misanthropist

About Me

I'm Jack, a 21 year-old male nerd. And I hate mankind as a species. If I'm not furiously masturbating my cock clean off my crotch, then I'm either playing Pokémon, some retro RTS, blasting music, or on Tumblr, reblogging and passing judgement over things that really don't need judgement passing over them. Disclaimer: The views portrayed in this blog are pretty fucking worthless in the grander scheme of the internet.

Blogs I follow:

1. when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

   your status will be like

   going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

   and said adult will be like

   hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

   totally feel that, that’s why I don’t have any adults added. I say that… but I’m technically an adult now (or so I’m being told). the main reason is that it would normally end up like this for me:

   my post: “Lol, blah blah vaginal discharge that’s all blue and smells of fish, I wonder if I can work it into a sandwich, so long as it involves a cheesy bell end that looks like the outer scrapings of a dairylea dunkable and smells like a tramp at christmas”

   adult: “Hey jack, remember there’s a family do this weekend, how’ve you been?”

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